911 McDonald’s call in Oregon over orange juice – An Oregon man spent his Memorial Day in jail after placing an “emergency” call to 911 so he could complain that a McDonald’s worker treated  him rudely and didn’t give him an orange juice he ordered.

The man, 20, wouldn’t listen when deputies told him the emergency number isn’t to be used for straightening out fast-food orders, according to Sheriff’s Sgt. David Thompson.

A McDonald’s employee also dialed 911 during the incident, complaining that the man and his entourage  were blocking the drive-thru lane and knocking on the restaurant windows.

The man stood accused of improper use of 911.

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Cop steals pot, makes brownies and calls 911 – A police officer avoided criminal charges even though he admited he took marijuana from criminal suspects and, along with his wife, baked it into brownies.

The police department’s decision not to pursue a case against former Cpl. Edward Sanchez left a bad taste in the mouth of at least one city official.

Sanchez resigned from the department in this Detroit suburb in 2006.

Oregon man calls 911: Viagra experiment – A Oregon man in found out why a prescription is required for Viagra.

The Washington County man called 911 and when asked what he needed medical assistance for, the man said, “I took two Viagra pills and my erection has been up for four days. There haven’t been any sign of change whatsoever and I’m really sick.”

He admitted to the 911 operator that he received  the blue pills off the street and that he was already taking two other prescriptions, one for depression and one for bi-polar disorder.

Doctors said Viagra should only be taken by those with a prescription and under a doctor’s care. Video is here

911 and Chicken McNuggets AUDIO – A Fort Pierce woman called 911 three times to report an emergency after McDonald’s had ran out of the food she craved.

You know the feeling: you are craving those tasty little squares McDonald’s hawks and dubbed Chicken McNuggets. You gotta have them.

However, note to the frustrated, the lonely and the hungry: 911 operators don’t care if your fast-food order was incomplete.

Man calls 911 to complain Subway left off sauce – From HuffPo: Jacksonville police say Reginald Peterson needs to learn that 911 is not the appropriate place to complain that Subway left the sauce off a spicy Italian sandwich.

Police said the 42-year-old man dialed 911 twice last week so he could have his sub made correctly. The second call was to complain that officers weren’t arriving fast enough.

Read more and listen to the priceless 911 call at the Huffington Post.

New York homeless get plane tickets to Paris? New York City is among the many cities across the U.S. attempting to get rid of homeless people by offering them a one way tickets by plane, train and bus to locale’s like Paris and Puerto Rico.

The goal is finding them a temporary home, mostly with family members.

Tax payers are be the ones footing the bill, but authorities say it costs a lot less money to buy the one way ticket compared to the thousands it costs to house them each year.

To date, families have been sent to 24 states and 5 continents.

Rorschach Inkblots: Doctor posts secrets – The Rorschach test, commonly known the psychological ‘ink blot’ test in which a patient is shown a series of cards stained with ink shapes, may be in jeopardy.

The test, created by Swiss psychiatrist Hermann Rorschach in the 1920s, is a test that may no longer be prevalent – because the ink blot pictures and their “answers” have been posted online.

Read more and see the ink blot picture here.

7-year-old driver gets out of going to church Video – Don’t kids just do the darndest things? Like a 7-year-old Plain City boy, who decided to steal a car to avoid going to church…

A 7-year-old boy, who has not been identified, put his life and the lives of others at risk Sunday morning when he decided to skip church and go for a joy ride in a stolen vehicle.

Read more, see the photo and amazing video here.

Clooney’s new girlfriend: Elisabetta Canalis BIKINI PHOTO – George Clooney is back on the dating scene – the Hollywood actor has been linked to an Italian TV presenter after they were photographed together in Rome.

The sexy star has been single since splitting from longtime girlfriend Sarah Larson last year (08) but he has reportedly found love again with Elisabetta Canalis (nude photos), an actress and TV host who presents the Italian version of Mtv’s Total Request Live music show.

The pair was snapped enjoying a double dinner date in Rome at the city’s Hotel Majestic last week (22Jul09) and Clooney and Canalis were photographed cuddling up during a romantic evening out on Sunday (26Jul09).

In the candid shots, published online, Clooney, 48, is seen sharing a chair with 30-year-old Canalis, with his arms wrapped around her waist.

The Ocean’s Eleven star owns an Italian villa on the shores of Lake Como and is spending time in the region as he prepares to start filming new movie A Very Private Gentleman there next month (Aug09).  (c) tPC (c) WENN

More Bikini photos here. Nude photos of Elisabetta found here.

Madonna’s Newly Buff Biceps: Healthy? (PHOTOS) Has Madonna taken her physical fitness too far? Madonna has been an inspiration in style for years – but something has gone terribly wrong with her now.

The singer and pop idol is not looking so great lately. The star’s muscles are protruding from her bones.

Is the pop star’s seemingly deformed biceps – a good look?

See the slideshow linked here.