Anderson Cooper once spent the weekend with Kathy Griffin, who got nude once every fifteen minutes or so. Now he's gone spray-tanning with Snooki.

Their tanning date didn't get off to a great start, as the 'Jersey Shore' star decided to get her teeth whitened, making Cooper wait for nearly 30 minutes. But after she was done, she escorted him to the tanning room, where she was impressed by his muscles. "I had no idea that Mr. Anderson had muscles. When he took off his shift, he had huge, like, peanut muscles ... cool!" she said.

After he had some fake ab-lines painted on, she said he'd look like Ronnie, a wonderful look for a dignified newsman.

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