This will sound strange, but it's 100 percent accurate - a 36-year-old man named Trent Arsenault is a virgin who has 14 children and sex tapes leaked onto the internet.
Now, you may be asking, how can a virgin have 14 children and leaked sex tapes on pornography websites? The answer is really quite simple - Trent Arsenault has never had sex, rather, he is an individual sperm donor who has videos of himself masturbating to create the sperm donations on the internet.
The 36-year-old virgin appeared on the Anderson Cooper talk show to reveal that he has a sexual drive that makes him desire something different from actual sex.
"I coined this term 'donor sexual' and I'll explain it means 100 percent of my sexual energy is for producing sperm for childless couples to have babies," Arsenault said. "So I don't have other activity outside of that."
"So you do not have sex?" Mr. Cooper asked.
"I will probably be the 40-year-old virgin," Arsenault explained. "Except I'll have 15 plus kids."
There are currently videos of himself "engaging in the sexual self-gratification that generates his sperm donations."
Arsenault told SF Weekly: "Some people would call them porn videos," he said. "I call it documenting the process of being a donorsexual."
We call it sickening, considering he is the father of children who may one day stumble upon videos of their father masturbating, but maybe we're just weird.