OK now, all of you people who've been sticking pins in your homemade Paris Hilton voodoo dolls, presumably handed out by Nicole Richie, must be very pleased with yourselves.
It's sure been a rocky week for the hotel heiress people love to hate.
First, we will start with her car accident in the early morning hours yesterday. Paris and her current shipping-heir boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos, were reportedly coming out of an L.A. nightclub when they were swarmed by a pack of paparazzi.
Behind the wheel of a Bentley and apparently desperate to avoid being snapped, Niarchos reportedly pulled a jacket over his head, stepped on the gas and slammed the luxury sedan into a truck.
A video has surfaced and also shows the car narrowly missing an innocent bystander.
Later in the video, the cops pull over the damaged car, which reportedly also contained Kimberly Stewart and "Laguna Beach" star Talan Torriero.
On the tape, Talan is heard informing the officer "I'm the only sober one, let's just go."
After the cops allowed them to move on, Paris reportedly blew the officers a kiss, saying: "We love the police."
Paris has also been subpoenaed as a witness in a criminal court case against Darnell Riley, 28, who has been accused of breaking into the home of "Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis and allegedly trying to abduct him.
Riley has plead not guilty even though one of his associates allegedly told Hilton that Riley was 'in on the job.'
A preliminary hearing is scheduled for Nov. 21. It was not known whether Hilton will be called to testify.
Nicole Richie's New Book: 'The Truth About Diamonds'
Nicole Richie seems determined to have the last word and has made villain in her new book, Simone Westlake, the spitting image of Paris Hilton.
Simone Westlake is a totally spoiled brat with fake boobs who makes sex tapes, hangs out in nightclub restrooms and drops her so-called best friends without batting an eye. Hmmm.
Richie, who calls Simone "an all-around professional fake-rich girl" admits, "Simone and Paris have similarities."
One section of the text describes Simone boasting about having a strain of marijuana named after her. Inside TV magazine reports: "Paris always bragged about how she had a type of weed named after her back in high school."
Other similarities include a mockery of Hilton's penchant for stealing catchphrases from other people and attempts to steal the spotlight at all times.
Yet Richie does not spare herself in the novel. She created a character based on herself named Chloe Parker -- a young woman with a bad drug problem and a rocker father. Richie's dad, of course, is music veteran Lionel Richie, and Nicole herself went into rehab in 2002.
Inside TV magazine reports that Nicole did send Paris an advance copy of the novel, which reportedly upset the hotel heiress. She calls Nicole a "jealous bitch," a friend of both women reportedly told the magazine.
-- Compiled from wire reports
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