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Angelina Jolie Pregnancy: Longest Labor In History
By Mitch Marconi
May 23, 2006

It's been about 24 hours since we reported that according to the 'Queen Of All Media,' Perez Hilton, Angelina Jolie was supposed to be in labor and expected to give birth "within a few hours."

To Perez's credit, he did state that it was a completely unverified source. But, what is "Extra's" excuse?

The TV show "Extra" started the firestorm that Angelina Jolie might already be in labor.  "Extra" was the first to show the latest pictures of Jolie in Africa earlier in the week, looking very pregnant.

Some reports suggested that Jolie was due to give birth on the 18th and that she had a special plane ready to fly her back to the United States for the birth.  

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Other baby 'experts' have concluded that the real due date could still be weeks along, making for an even more agonizing wait for the most anticipated birth since Jesus himself.

Reporters that managed to remain in Namibia (Photogs, and Paparazzo were cleared out weeks ago) lurk in coffee shops or quietly case the surroundings, glomming onto any scrap of information from the lodge where the Jolie-Pitt's are staying. 

These reporters must keep a low profile out of fear of possible deportation.  Security around the lodge was reportedly increased even further on Thursday, as bodyguards paced the surroundings for determined lenspeople looking to earn the multimillion-dollar payday the first pictures of the baby "Brangelina" are expected to earn.

If the original report by 'Extra' is correct, this has got to be the longest labor in history.

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-- Compiled from wire reports




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