Wow, just when you think you've seen everything! If you are a celebrity like Disney's Miley Cyrus or Nickelodeon's Jamie Lynn Spears, nowadays you need to completely refrain from having sex.

Jamie Lynn Spears is getting hitched and Miley Cyrus shouldn't be having intercourse yet anyway. This article should only help her keep her panties on. Or at least it should.

Note to Jamie Lynn: No camera's EVER.

If you are a celebrity gal then you might want to check the FICO score of the guy you decide to get your freak on with. Cuz, if he ever needs cash - your ass might be sold - literally.

We recently discovered Sell Your Sex Tape, a site that offers a chance to - get this! - sell your sex tapes for cash!

Yep, if you want to make a quick $2Gs you can sell someone out. Bonus points for shots of "daily life."

But...

"Sex scenes should be natural and loving and happy, no violence, but don't forget the money shots! Do not include anything illegal or "obscene". ie. no interspecies, no golden showers, no forced sex, etc."

So I guess that means whoever might have video of sex with Jamie Lynn's sister Britney Spears would be excluded, right?