That's right, folks, Mini-Me Verne Troyer, of Austin Powers and Geico commercial fame, has a sex tape and as our friends at TMZ put it, you know you wanna watch - so why not?

All of you, except for a few weirdoes, know who Verne Troyer is - he's Mini-Me in Austin Powers! Now that you have a mental picture....he has a SEX TAPE!

And apparently he's not very well endowed either. TMZ has been forced to pull the original but it's still available below.

Our friends over at TMZ had the original scoop: Yes, that's Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple's apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris' video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness. We would have thought the tape was worth at least ONE BILLION DOLLARS.

Well...if you dare - watch the clip below!

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