Monica Zsibrita nude photos online - Chris Rock is certainly among the funniest comics of all time. However, a 31-minute conversation between Chris Rock and Anthony Pellicano discussing the lovely Monica Zsibrita isn't exactly humorous.

Below you will find excerpts of a transcript of the 31-minute phone call Rock had in August 2001 with disgraced private eye Anthony Pellicano, who was helping the comic fight a bogus rape charge.

The Huffington Post obtained the recording and posted the entire salacious 31 minutes online.

According to the Huffington Post, prosecutors plan to call Rock as a witness in Pellicano's trial in Los Angeles on charges of illegal wiretapping.

Here are a few excerpts: "Once you're accused of rape, you're just [bleep]ed, you know?" a stressed-out Rock tells the detective.

Pellicano angrily replies: "That's why I want to blacken this girl up, totally. I want to make her out to be a lying, scumbag, manipulative [bleep]sucker . . . stupid [bleep]."

Rock agrees, telling Pellicano, "I'm [bleep]ed. I'm better getting caught with needles in my arm, way better, needles, with pictures. There's Chris Rock shooting heroin - much better blow to the career."

Rock: I've been so set up. AP: Did you come on her thighs? CR: I had a rubber on. I probably took it off right when I was getting ready to come. I probably came on her a*s.

listen to the entire disturbing audio of Rock and Pellicano discussing Zsibrita below. You can also read the entire transcript here. See Monika Zsibrita uncensored nude photos here.