Danielle Lloyd is many a man's dream date with her cheeky smile, blonde hair and envious figure, writes the U.K.'s Daily Mail.

The following shots of Danielle Lloyd topless strike us all in the media as being completely staged for the camera. 

That or, as Horny Oyster puts it, "she crazy glued her hand to her teets by accident."

Lloyd has certainly been keeping herself busy with a recent appearance on Gladiators and is making her film debut in "Be All And End All."

See her topless here. Safe for the workplace photos are here.