In an incredible display of people putting their morals on the backburner as a sacrifice for the all-healing dollar bill, Trump's goons and the event organizers for this year's Dana-Farber Cancer Institute Gala has booked 22-year-old Rihanna as the entertainment for its 600 guests for the very prestigious charity affair. Surely organizers thought Rihanna would bait viewers and attendees - and the more viewers and attendees, the more money.

A table booked for ten costs a minimum of $200,000, while the more discreet seating costs at least $2,000.

Turning the other cheek to the fact that the event is for a children's cancer charity, organizers offered Rihanna a massive paycheck of $500,000, that is, $2,000 per minute for her one hour job as the night's anticipated performer.

What a spineless way to reward the odious. And surely she accepted, after all, it's for the children.