Funny 911 calls LIST (AUDIO, VIDEO); Marcia Usher was found intoxicated with loaded handgun at home when she called 911. Funny and crazy 911 Calls that really occurred!

From customers who are not happy, to families who got lost, to out-of-control celebrities -- it was an incredible year for emergency dispatchers across the USA.

We'll take a look back at some of those crazy 911 calls of 2011/2012.

Stupid is as stupid does. Marcia Usher called 911 with a unique emergency: She was lost in the woods, she told a dispatcher, and couldn't find anywhere to pee.

Police tracked the call to Usher's house. They found her not lost in the forest, but sitting drunk on her front porch swigging a beer with a handgun on her cooler. Go here for more and audio/video.

More Funny 911 calls (AUDIO/VIDEO)

Terry Kimball 911 call didn't drive up to Taco Bell window because he was drunk

Ahmed Hasnain hired and paid escorts $160 from an online service, places 911 call over lack of hotness

John Davidson III 911 call was shot when trying to rob store

Dexter White called 911 after he bought crack cocaine and said drug dealer owed him $40 change

Latreasa Goodman called 911 three times over lack of chicken nuggets, McDonalds apologized to her

Doyle Jay Hardwick (PHOTO) gave his wife beer hoping she'd fall asleep; arrested sentenced to 60 days in jail, 10 days in 2010 for misuse of 911

Marcia Usher 911 call; was found intoxicated with loaded handgun at home when she called 911

John R. Pacella is a registered sex offender and called 911 at 4 a.m. looking to fight Police

Michael Alan Skopec called 911 five times because iphone was broken, asked operator to direct him to AT&T

5-year-old's 911 Calls; Backs Car out of Driveway onto Street, Drives to Search for Mom

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