Mark Eskelsen called 911 [LISTEN] because he wanted a hot chocolate. A homeless man who sneaked into a Beaverton hot tub then called 9-1-1 to ask for towels, hot chocolate and a hug will spend more than three weeks behind bars.

Mark Eskelsen had been soaking in a private tub in the 15000 block of Southwest Village Lane for several hours Sunday morning when he called emergency dispatchers and asked for help.

First identifying himself as "the sheriff of Washington County," Eskelsen complained to the dispatcher that he had been sitting in the tub for about 10 hours, his towels were wet, his voice was hoarse from yelling and his fingers looked like prunes.

"I just need a hug and a warm cup of hot chocolate with marshmallows in it," Eskelsen later said. Go here for more including AUDIO.

More Funny 911 calls (AUDIO/VIDEO)

Terry Kimball 911 call didn't drive up to Taco Bell window because he was drunk

Ahmed Hasnain hired and paid escorts $160 from an online service, places 911 call over lack of hotness

John Davidson III 911 call was shot when trying to rob store

Dexter White called 911 after he bought crack cocaine and said drug dealer owed him $40 change

Latreasa Goodman called 911 three times over lack of chicken nuggets, McDonalds apologized to her

Doyle Jay Hardwick (PHOTO) gave his wife beer hoping she'd fall asleep; arrested sentenced to 60 days in jail, 10 days in 2010 for misuse of 911

Marcia Usher 911 call; was found intoxicated with loaded handgun at home when she called 911

John R. Pacella is a registered sex offender and called 911 at 4 a.m. looking to fight Police

Michael Alan Skopec called 911 five times because iphone was broken, asked operator to direct him to AT&T

5-year-old's 911 Calls; Backs Car out of Driveway onto Street, Drives to Search for Mom

EVEN MORE 911 CALLS